Hello...?!

As of yet I have nothing remotely significant or intriguing to say. I suppose there are a few marginally interesting things, mostly music-related, but those can come later, along with all the other borderline-meaningless things I shall blather on about on a fairly (ir)regular basis. Whatever the case, it's best to expect nothing. In fact, I implore you: please expect nothing. That way, I can emulate COUM Transmissions and outright guarantee disappointment....

"I've found something

That no-one else is looking for,

I've found something

That there is no use for,

And what's more,

I'm keeping it to myself."