Awful New Things To Come

If all goes well/ill, those of you who are now reading this—or, more specifically, those of you now reading who intend to watch this space—shall quite soon be subjected to a barrage of inane, uninformed opinions. Some of them will be mine.

I get my laughs where I will. Patience is a virtue. In any case, I can still do my best to guarantee disappointment.

Hello...?!

As of yet I have nothing remotely significant or intriguing to say. I suppose there are a few marginally interesting things, mostly music-related, but those can come later, along with all the other borderline-meaningless things I shall blather on about on a fairly (ir)regular basis. Whatever the case, it's best to expect nothing. In fact, I implore you: please expect nothing. That way, I can emulate COUM Transmissions and outright guarantee disappointment....

"I've found something

That no-one else is looking for,

I've found something

That there is no use for,

And what's more,

I'm keeping it to myself."